News In this column you will get any breaking news, such as information on upcoming releases or tours. Psychiatrists Question Neo's Mental State After Freak Brake Down 22/01/02 "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOU FUCK YOU ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS USE A FUCKING BACGROUND COLOUR AND WHAT THE ELL DO YOU DO? FUCKING DELEAT THE CODE I'M GONNA PUT YOU BACK INTO C CODE ZIP YOUR REMAINS AT MAXIMUNM COMPRESSION STICK YOU ON THE SMALLEST FLOPPY DISK I CAN FIND AND LICK U IN A FUCKING ... BIG THING FOR LOCKING THINGS UP IN... A SAFE THAT'S IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK" - Neo on frontpage Alistairs Reappearance 20/01/02 After days of speculation Alistair has shown up again, claiming not to have been abducted by Vikings but to have been rehearsing at castle toward for a new play he is appearing in. He will be in a musical called Lil Abner at Mitchell Theatre from Tuesday the 29th January until Saturday 2nd February. Tickets are available from the Mitchell Theatre box office at 4 each. We even managed to get a comment from the man himself:
'I will be in a play called lill abner buy tickets for 4 pound at box office.'
Also an added bonus for all you HeadRush fans is that most of the band will be there and willing to sign any autographs no matter how long it takes! Band Killed in Tragic And Experimental Space Craft Flight The band where well on their way to become the first moshers on mars when the Space Rocket they were flying on collided with an asteroid 100 light years in the wrong direction from mars. Scientist using the Hubble telescope have only been able to see hundreds of diet coke cans in the debris. Contributed by Elvis Presley |
